Jessie (TV Series)

G.I. Jessie (2013)

Dylan Boyack: Caleb Shannon

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Quotes 

• Jessie Prescott : [running up to Emma and sees her with Caleb]  Emma, what are you doing with Darla's brother?

  Emma Ross : [gazing into his eyes]  Watching his eyes sparkle in the sunlight! See, it's happening right now. And now. And now!

  Darla Shannon : [approaching Caleb and Emma]  Caleb! Stay away from them! You don't wanna be seen with these weaklings!

  Jessie Prescott : [scoffs]  Who're you calling "weak"? You should see this one tear through the mall on Black Friday!

  [Darla stares at Jessie, confused] 

  Emma Ross : [holding up her nails]  I sharpen my nails with diamonds the night before.

  Caleb Shannon : [coming over to Emma]  I love a girl who fights for what she wants!

  Emma Ross : [linking arms with Caleb]  I'd shop for *you* in the hunks department!

  Jessie Prescott , Darla Shannon : [in unison, to Emma and Caleb]  KNOCK IT OFF!

  Emma Ross , Caleb Shannon : [in unison]  WHY?

  Darla Shannon : Because the Prescott's and the Shannon's are sworn enemies.

  Emma Ross : But I'm not a Prescott *or* a Shannon!

  Jessie Prescott : Oh, there's a babysitting clause in the feud; it's... it's complicated; but trust me, you're covered!

  Emma Ross : But I really like Caleb!

  Darla Shannon : Well, tough! You can't go against the feud! Huh, *which* has gone back for years all the way to the 20th century!

  Caleb Shannon : I don't know why our families are fighting!

  Darla Shannon : It all started when our grand pappy Shannon loaned their grand pappy Prescott a corn picker; and he returned it broken!

  Jessie Prescott : It was already broken! Your grand pappy lied to get a new corn picker!

  [Darla chuckles softly and tries to shake it off] 

  Jessie Prescott : That's why they called him "Shifty Shannon"!

  Caleb Shannon : But that's all ancient history!

  Emma Ross : No one even *remembers* the 20th century!

  Darla Shannon : Well, I *do* remember when Jessie borrowed and broke my Queasy Bake Oven!

  Jessie Prescott : It was already broken!

  Darla Shannon : Typical Prescott!

  Emma Ross : Well, Caleb and I don't care about you're shifty grand pappies and your queasy corn pickers!

  Jessie Prescott : [scoffs]  Then *you* are no Prescott!

  Emma Ross : Correct! Despite whatever paperwork you have to the contrary!

  Jessie Prescott : [sees Mrs Kipling approach the dog, Paton, then he whips her tail at Paton]  See? Even Mrs. Kipling's tiny *lizard brain* understands the feud!

  [Mrs Kipling hits Jessie with her tail] 

  Jessie Prescott : Sorry!

  Darla Shannon : [to Caleb]  Caleb, stay away from Emma, OK?

  [then turns to Jessie and says] 

  Darla Shannon : [then turns to Jessie and says]  Like all us cool kids stayed away from Jessie in high school, heh!

  [pulling Caleb by the arm] 

  Darla Shannon : Come on!

  [Caleb walks away from Emma, being dragged by Darla] 

  Jessie Prescott : [calling out after Darla]  Yeah, like I wanted to hang out with you anyway! In the *jerk lounge*, cause you're a JERK!

  Lt. Colonel John Wayne 'J.W.' Prescott : [appearing behind Jessie and heard what she said]  JESSIE! I can't believe you said that!

  Jessie Prescott : Yeah, I know. I should've gone with "loser lounge".

  Lt. Colonel John Wayne 'J.W.' Prescott : I mean, I can't believe you just insulted her!

  Emma Ross : I can't believe you and Darla are ruining my life!

  [running off] 

  Jessie Prescott : OK, she didn't break it down, but it's like 95% Darla.

  Lt. Colonel John Wayne 'J.W.' Prescott : I specifically told you to get along with Darla, and once again, you can't follow a simple order!

  Jessie Prescott : You're my *dad*, not my drill sergeant! You can't order me around anymore! I'm an adult!

  Lt. Colonel John Wayne 'J.W.' Prescott : Oh really? Cause you're sure acting like a child!

  Jessie Prescott : Nuh-uh! She started it!

  Lt. Colonel John Wayne 'J.W.' Prescott : I rest my case! You know I was really hoping we weren't gonna argue this weekend, but instead we were right back where we left off. This visit's turning out to be very disappointing.

  [Jessie's dad walks off, upset] 

• Caleb Shannon : [Emma is pacing up and down waiting for Caleb, Caleb shows up behind her with a bunch of roses]  Hey.

  [Emma elbows him and he falls down to the ground] 

  Emma Ross : Caleb! I'm so sorry! Did I hurt you?

  Caleb Shannon : No, I'm fine, the thorns broke my fall.

  [he gives Emma the bunch of thorns, with no roses on it] 

  Emma Ross : Oh, they're beautiful! I love...

  [looking at the flowerless plant] 

  Emma Ross : stems.

  [She throws them on the ground] 

  Caleb Shannon : Did Jessie teach you that move for self-defence?

  Emma Ross : No. To get to the front row of a One Direction concert.

  Caleb Shannon : Yeah, sorry I'm late. I had to sneak past *Darla*. We don't have long, cause she finds me and serves me a beverage. And offers me this tiny useless pillow!

  Emma Ross : [sighs]  It's not fair that *we* have to sneak around because of *their* stupid feud!

  Caleb Shannon : I know. It's like we're the original star-crossed lovers!

  Emma Ross : Bella and Edward?

  Caleb Shannon : No. Romeo and Juliet.

  [quoting Juliet Capulet from Romeo and Juliet] 

  Caleb Shannon : Tis but thy name that my enemy. That which we call a *Ross* by any other name would smell as sweet.

  Emma Ross : Roses are red, violets are blue, you talk pretty. Me likey you too!

  [close up of Mrs Kipling approaching Paton, carrying a rose] 

  Emma Ross : [looking at Paton and Mrs Kipling]  Looks like he's finally winning her over. Girls love uniforms!