X-Men '97 (TV Series)

Bright Eyes (2024)

Theo James: Bastion

Quotes 

• [Bastion enters the barber shop and plays "The Purple People Eater" on the jukebox. He turns on the light bulb above Magneto and snaps his fingers to the song] 

  Bastion : Nifty bop, right? I've had to be bad lately. But heat, like music, it softens things.

  [Bastion pulls out a steamed face towel and places it on Magneto's face] 

  Bastion : Softens follicles. Opens pores. Makes the flesh pliable.

  [Bastion grabs a cutthroat razor and starts shaving Magneto's beard] 

  Bastion : This way, once I have to get to work, smooth as butter. So long as you stay still. So long as you don't resist. Simply listen and obey. See? You were born for this.