Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

The Shining Mini-Series (2013)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic, Dominic

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Quotes 

• Rachel Tietz : Stay back!

  Nostalgia Critic : Rachel! Give me the bat!

  Rachel Tietz : Okay.

  [Throws bat into another room] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Ha! You've just made the biggest mistake of your life!

  [He grabs the bat and Rachel shuts the door behind him] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Uh, hey...

• Pete Watson : We had this lady here last summer, slit her wrists. Then there was this last caretaker Grady.

  John Torrance : What about him?

  Pete Watson : Shotgun. Both barrels.

  [sticks his fingers in his mouth imitating a shotgun] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Sheesh. I hope he don't say this on all the hotel tours.

  Nostalgia Critic : [imitating Watson]  And over there is the kitchen where Old Mary McCread cooked her husband.

  [imitates tourists screaming] 

  Nostalgia Critic : [imitating Watson]  Pipe down, he was delicious.

• Nostalgia Critic : Now, I of course, am to sophisticated to make jokes about a tiny little boy talking to a big black dick, but for the record, I'd like to show you how many opportunities I had to make a joke.

  Dick Hallorann : [in a montage]  Gimme a blast. You're gonna come down the same peep with me. Nobody's gonna tell your daddy anything. Just look the other way and count to ten. I bet you just about glow in the damn dark. Just promise me you won't go in. This is between you and me.

  Danny Torrance : What do you want me to think?

  Dick Hallorann : Anything, as long as it's hard.

  Nostalgia Critic : I should get a medal for how many I'm avoiding.

• Wendy Torrance : You know what scares me?

  Nostalgia Critic : [angry]  The idea that nothing SCARY will happen?