- Dyson Thornwood: The inner sanctum. And all this time I thought you slept in the bathtub.
- Kenzi Malikov: No, only after All-You-Can- Eat-Rib-Tuesdays.
- Bo Dennis: [after being robbed] People were in our home. Strangers! Strangers with great taste in thrift shop furniture.
- Dyson Thornwood: Would you like me to get you something? A coffee or chair to break?
- Bo Dennis: I'm gonna break whoever did this. We had a child in the home!
- [Looks at Tamsin]
- Bo Dennis: Sort of.
- Tamsin: Is Bo your girlfriend?
- Dyson Thornwood: No, she's not.
- Tamsin: But do you want her to be?
- Dyson Thornwood: I did. But then a lady in a tree took my love away and by the time I got it back, Bo had a girlfriend.
- Tamsin: You forgot to start with "Once upon a time..."
- Lauren Lewis: Your Elder is suffering from a form of spongiform encephalopathy. The digestive results show that he's been feeding off his own kind, blood relatives. He's going Mad Fae. Course of treatment: Oh, I don't know, maybe lay off the incest a little bit.
- Bo Dennis: It's true. Her name is not Lauren. It's Karen. Karen Beattie.
- Kenzi Malikov: Okay, not the sexiest moniker. Kinda get why she might have changed it.
- The Keeper: You have not been summoned to appear before us.
- Bo Dennis: Here's a little something that you should know. No one summons me. I go where I want, when I want. And if something tries to hurt me, I deal with it. I don't live by your rules. I will *never* live by your rules.
- Dyson Thornwood: Is Tamsin with you?
- Bo Dennis: No, I've been stuck at Lauren's. With Kenzi. What happened?
- Dyson Thornwood: I don't know, I guess I snapped at her. She took off.
- Kenzi Malikov: What? She's just a baby, she doesn't even know how to twerk yet!
- Kenzi Malikov: You know what? Screw club house arrest. Let's go out.
- Bo Dennis: What about Cheezie breath over here?
- Kenzi Malikov: Hey, Lil' T. Do you wanna come out with us? Totally boring, not fun. Or do you want to stay in safety rim zone and watch the X-Files again?
- Teen Tamsin: X-Files!
- Bo Dennis: How do we make you stop sparking?
- Kenzi Malikov: Ugh, it kinda just runs out. You know, like sunscreen. Reapply after swimming.
- [sighs]
- Kenzi Malikov: I guess I can take a shower, but I I really don't want to get my hair wet. It's such an ordeal.
- Bo Dennis: I hear ya.
- Kenzi Malikov: You know what though, it's been a week. I probably should wash it. Is Lauren's conditioner the worst?
- Bo Dennis: It's the worst.
- Kenzi Malikov: Does it contain disinfectants? I mean God knows what that woman is putting in her hair. She can not be trusted. I don't know about you I need a little peach in my shampoo...
- [Bo dumps a bucket of water over her head]
- Kenzi Malikov: Ahh! Refreshing.
- Bo Dennis: Atta girl.
- Teen Tamsin: Cheezie?
- Bo Dennis: No. I'm good, I already ate. Dyson and I just-...
- Kenzi Malikov: Oh! Not in front of the B-A-B-Y V-A-L-K... E? Or is it, "Y"?
- Teen Tamsin: I'm not a baby! I'm almost two weeks old.
- Bo Dennis: This whole Taft thing still baffles me. I mean, Lauren is smart. I mean, maybe she wasn't tricked. Maybe she wanted to work for him, you know, get something from him?
- Kenzi Malikov: Like a pension?
- Kenzi Malikov: I owe him! Massimo. A lot. Okay, and I've been stealing to pay him.
- Bo Dennis: Kenz.
- Kenzi Malikov: From Trick!
- Bo Dennis: Kenzi!
- Kenzi Malikov: And from Hale. I gave him the Twig of Zamora.
- Bo Dennis: Are you crazy? Wait, I don't know what that is.
- Tamsin: Was I a good cop?
- Dyson Thornwood: You were tough. On a bad day, you could be a real monster.
- Tamsin: [Starts sobbing] You think I'm hideous! Even the robbers ran away when they saw my face!
- Dyson Thornwood: I meant monster in a good way, okay?
- Tamsin: That doesn't even make sense!