Supernatural (TV Series)

First Born (2014)

Mark Sheppard: Crowley

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• Cain : So. What are the king of Hell and a Winchester doing at my house?

  Dean Winchester : You know who we are.

  Cain : I'm retired. I'm not dead. What I don't know is why you're looking for me. More importantly, how you found me.

  Crowley : Ah, it's a funny story really. Bit of a misunderstanding. We really...

  Cain : Shhhhh...

  [Crowley is now unable to speak] 

  Dean Winchester : Oh, you *gotta* teach me how to do that.

• Crowley : This is, by far, the dumbest idea you've ever had.

  Dean Winchester : Yeah, well, it's early.

• Dean Winchester : Tara, listen, my, uh... associate...

  Crowley : Friend. Besties, actually.

  Dean Winchester : [to Crowley]  Not helping!

  Tara : [to both of them]  Not caring.

• Crowley : You're good,

  [Crowley pulls out his angel blade and stabs him in the side] 

  Crowley : but I'm Crowley.

• Dean Winchester : The Knights of Hell aren't exactly the dying kind.

  Crowley : But there is something that can kill a knight. The weapon that the archangels used to execute them -- the First Blade.

  Dean Winchester : Never heard of it. Can I kill you now?

• Crowley : I'm feeling something.

  Dean Winchester : What, cramps?

  Crowley : I feel something dark.

  Dean Winchester : What, darker than you?

• Crowley : This bar is a bust. That waitress is trouble with a capital "VD", and your prey, Gadreel, has left the building. So, it's time to move on to more pressing matters, like destroying Abaddon.

• Crowley : [Breaking in Cain's house]  Oh, there's nothing here. Shame. Let's go.

  Dean Winchester : Hey! Sack up and start looking, okay? We don't have that much time.

• Dean Winchester : Why don't you just zap out of here?

  Crowley : I'd never leave my domestic partner in crime.

  Dean Winchester : [snorts]  Yeah, like your heart grew three sizes. You can't zap out of here, can you?

  Crowley : ...Cain's doing something to me.

  Dean Winchester : Well, it's not your day for getaways, is it?

• Crowley : Is all this really necessary? I mean, I've been inside your brother. We're practically family.

• Crowley : Kraken? I got a warehouse full of Kraken essence in Belize. Break the trap, I can be there and back before you say, "presto".

  Tara : Presto.

  [Crowley rolls his eyes] 

• Dean Winchester : The rest of the file's empty, genius.

  Crowley : What? Didn't they teach note-taking at Hunters Hogwarts?

• Crowley : What do those numbers in the margins mean?

  Dean Winchester : None of your business.

  Crowley : You're gonna play hard to get? We have time for a montage?

• Dean Winchester : I said the next time I see you-...

  Crowley : Dead. Yes, rings a bell, but let's not dwell on the past, shall we?

• Dean Winchester : You want to hunt? With me?

  Crowley : I do love a good buddy comedy.

• Crowley : [Searching for the First Blade]  Nothing. Not even porn.

• Crowley : [At John's storage locker]  So, what do you call this decor, anyway? Rustic obsessive? Paranoid deco?

• Dean Winchester : After I kill Abaddon, you're next!

  Crowley : You don't mean that. We're having too much fun.

• Crowley : Cain would want to see his prize fighter up close. You plus demons equals fight night.

  Dean Winchester : Tara died. Thanks to you.

  Crowley : Omelets. Broken eggs. Et cetera.

• Crowley : [Appearing next to Dean]  So... is that boudoir smile for me?

  [Dean pulls out the demon blade] 

  Crowley : At least buy me a drink first.

• Crowley : Let's go find daddy's man cave, then, shall we?

  Dean Winchester : And how do I know this isn't a trap?

  Crowley : You don't. That's what makes it fun.

• Crowley : He was right, you know. You are worthy.

  Dean Winchester : Oh, great. Now you're gonna get all touchy-feely, too?

  Crowley : Your problem, mate, is that nobody hates you more than you do. Believe me, I've tried.