Brad Jones: Self

Quotes 

• Cameraman : Be somebody!

  Brad Jones : Thanks, Uwe Boll!

• Brad Jones : I think the '80s might have been the only time when a group of white kids taught a black man in gold jewelry how to breakdance.

• Brad Jones : Some people have different ways of teaching others how to be somebody in life. For instance, I plan on teaching my kids that if you watch enough extraterrestrial porn, then people might laugh at you on the Internet. And that's... terrible advice. Which is why we're lucky that we have Mr. T to properly teach our kids how to make something of themselves. It's Mr. T's "Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool", just in case you thought Ted Danson speaking about abstinence was too forced, although if the credits are indication, Mr. T has been replaced by Sugar Ray Leonard.

• Brad Jones : A lot of this imagery just looks like rejected "A-Team" ideas: B.A. Baracus goes undercover as a teacher, or a beach bum, or... punches ants at a picnic.