Community (TV Series)
Introduction to Teaching (2014)
Joel McHale: Jeff Winger
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Quotes
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Dean Pelton : I know it's unrealistic to think that we can eliminate riots completely, but I have been crunching the numbers and I believe we can reduce them by 40%.
Jeff Winger : Let's hope The Man doesn't target you for dreaming this big.
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Garrett Lambert : Mr. Winger, how did you do that?
Jeff Winger : Do what?
Garrett Lambert : You won an argument against Annie Edison.
Jeff Winger : You don't argue with Annie, Garrett, you let her argue with herself until she loses.
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Jeff Winger : Okay, so break into groups, and then, you guys quiz each other.
Annie Edison : Mr. Winger, is that really the best use of our time? Seems like the value of having you here is...
Jeff Winger : I think my value as a teacher is to teach you how to learn.
Annie Edison : I think you're telling us we should teach ourselves.
Jeff Winger : I don't think you're gonna learn if I tell you how to think.
Annie Edison : I think if you tell us what you think, then we'll learn that.
Jeff Winger : I thought you should break into groups, but you failed to learn that, so your theory's invalid.
Student : [Class laughing] Ooh, snap.
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Jeff Winger : An A-minus means you actually earned an "A," but the teacher doesn't like you. It's a secret faculty thing.
Annie Edison : What?
Britta Perry : Are you kidding?
Troy Barnes : Et tu, Brute? Am I using that right?
Annie Edison : I've been busting my butt for five years, and the whole thing comes down to a few old losers' petty insecurities?
Britta Perry : Oligarchy!
Troy Barnes : Et tu, Brute!
