Community (TV Series)

Introduction to Teaching (2014)

Alison Brie: Annie Edison

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• Annie Edison : Rise up, Greendale! Your teachers have been lying to you! You deserve slightly higher grades!

  Everybody : Slightly higher grades! Slightly higher grades!

  Britta Perry : The whole world is watching this! Oh, wait. I'm out of data minutes. The whole world will be watching this on the first of next month!

• Jeff Winger : Okay, so break into groups, and then, you guys quiz each other.

  Annie Edison : Mr. Winger, is that really the best use of our time? Seems like the value of having you here is...

  Jeff Winger : I think my value as a teacher is to teach you how to learn.

  Annie Edison : I think you're telling us we should teach ourselves.

  Jeff Winger : I don't think you're gonna learn if I tell you how to think.

  Annie Edison : I think if you tell us what you think, then we'll learn that.

  Jeff Winger : I thought you should break into groups, but you failed to learn that, so your theory's invalid.

  Student : [Class laughing]  Ooh, snap.

• Jeff Winger : An A-minus means you actually earned an "A," but the teacher doesn't like you. It's a secret faculty thing.

  Annie Edison : What?

  Britta Perry : Are you kidding?

  Troy Barnes : Et tu, Brute? Am I using that right?

  Annie Edison : I've been busting my butt for five years, and the whole thing comes down to a few old losers' petty insecurities?

  Britta Perry : Oligarchy!

  Troy Barnes : Et tu, Brute!

• Annie Edison : The new table turned out great, Abed. Splendid varnishing.

  Britta Perry : [Reads inscription]  "Table Mark II"?

  Abed Nadir : I added that, and a few custom upgrades. It's voice-activated. Table, resume table mode.

  [Nothing happens, he smiles proudly]