The Simpsons (TV Series)

What to Expect When Bart's Expecting (2014)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Ralph Wiggum, Nelson Muntz

Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : I just don't like art.

  Homer Simpson : No one does, son. That's why they lock it up in museums where no one can see it.

• Bart Simpson : Every time I take art, some goody-goody teacher sends me to the school counselor.

  Milhouse Van Houten : Your stuff is pretty disturbing.

  Bart Simpson : I never acted on any of it.

• Bart : So I did make her pregnant?

  Principal Skinner : Of course not. Doesn't work that way.

  Bart : Just how do women get babies?

  Principal Skinner : I'm not allowed to discuss that with fourth-graders. Fifth grade, you get every dirty detail.

• Bart : [spell]  By the power of this place, make a baby with a face!

  Wannabe father : [sarcastic]  That's great, really, really glad we're getting a baby with a face. Thank you.

• Bart : [spell]  Barbeque sauce and teddy bear's eye. They want a baby, God knows why!