The Simpsons (TV Series)

Luca$ (2014)

Pamela Hayden: Milhouse Van Houten, Jimbo Jones

Quotes 

• Milhouse Van Houten : A Playbox? I didn't know you had one!

  Bart Simpson : Neither did I.

  Milhouse Van Houten : Something's fishy, Bart. Where's the sales receipt? Where's the dessicant packet that says "Do not eat"? And believe me, you shouldn't.

  Bart Simpson : I think this game player was liberated from its former owner.

  Milhouse Van Houten : Liberated? You mean stolen?

  Bart Simpson : You can't spell crime without me.

  Milhouse Van Houten : C-R-I... there it is, at the end!

• [Snake is sentenced to death because of a Milhouse's charge] 

  Milhouse : Bart, I'm so sorry. I just wanted to ruin his life, not end it.

• Milhouse : I helped Snake out of a jam so he paid me back in stolen stuff. It was an honorable arrangement, but I never thought he'd steal from you.

  Milhouse : Snake, eh? I never would've suspected the one criminal in town.