The Simpsons (TV Series)
You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee (2014)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson
Quotes
-
Homer Simpson : Well, no one's ever questioned my professionalism, except at my profession.
-
Homer Simpson : Well, as long as we're being brutally honest, that picture you drew of me in the third grade was far from a perfect likeness.
Lisa Simpson : But you put it on the fridge.
Homer Simpson : It was pity fridged!
-
Lisa Simpson : My hero isn't someone famous.
Homer Simpson : Pfth. Loser.
Lisa Simpson : He's never accomplished anything great.
Homer Simpson : Pa-thetic.
Lisa Simpson : And he's not in any history book.
Homer Simpson : Makes me sick.
Lisa Simpson : He's my dad.
Homer Simpson : Bwah?
-
Homer Simpson : I would live here, if not for the fish that swims up your pee stream. That's a deal breaker.