Supernatural (TV Series)

Meta Fiction (2014)

Richard Speight Jr.: Gabriel

Quotes 

• Gabriel : I lied before. I never watched "Downton Abbey." I was just trying to fit in.

• Gabriel : None of it was real, but all of it was true.

  Castiel : Whose truth; yours or Metatron's?

  Gabriel : Just hear him out, would you? He's just trying to help you.

  Castiel : [Skeptical]  Really? How?

  Gabriel : Sorry... didn't read the whole script, just skimmed for my parts.

• Gabriel : [Phone message to Sam and Dean]  Hey, what's up, shorties? Remember me, the guy who died for your sins? No, not the cat with the beard and sandals... the hot one.

• Gabriel : You can't take the trick out of the Trickster.

• Gabriel : [Entering a Gas 'n' Sip]  Ooh, smell that cancer. Delicious!

• Gabriel : What gave it all away?

  Castiel : My coat was torn earlier today.

  Gabriel : Ah, crap. I really hate continuity errors.

• Gabriel : Most angels aren't like us, Castiel. They can't handle this whole free-will thing. They're sheep, drones. But us? We're different. We're rebels... one without a 'cause, one with.

  Castiel : I'm just a soldier.

  Gabriel : Bitch, please. You've been God more often than Dad has.

• Gabriel : I got hurt in the fall, too. Used most of my juice to get back into porn.

  [pause] 

  Gabriel : That came out wrong... So did that.

• Gabriel : I was hiding, captain side eyes, in the safest place in the universe... Heaven. But then you and the other two stooges had to go and ruin Christmas, now, didn't you?

  Castiel : Sorry.

  Gabriel : Oh, cry me a river. Look, I dropped, I hid, I finally watched "Downton Abbey."

• Castiel : So, I assume you faked your own death?

  Gabriel : And I assume you weren't let into Mensa while I was gone.