The Slow Mo Guys (2010– )

Dan Gruchy: Self

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Gav : Hello, the internet! I'm Gav!

  Dan : I'm Dan!

  Gav : We're the Slow-Mo Guys.

• Gav : That's what we do best - we find the beauty in the dangerous and the chaotic.

  Dan : That was pretty profound, actually.

• Gav : So, while we were getting additional angles...

  [to Dan] 

  Gav : Do you want to explain what you did?

  Dan : [embarrassed]  Um, well, we were using the GoPro, to try and get a good shot of the, sort of, cannonball coming past.

  Gav : Yeah, I'll cut to the footage of that right now. Oh wait. I can't, because you absolutely mullered it!

  Dan : [holds up the GoPro, flattened by the cannonball]  I'm sorry!

  Gav : Nothing! There's nothing left!

• Dan : As you can see, I'm wearing my dangerous outfit again. Got everything, this time.

  Gav : When Dan's wearing the blue suit, you know it's going to be a good one.

  Dan : Stuff's gonna go down!

• Dan : Yes, kids, this is a flame thrower.

• Dan : Every time, it's my ankles, my hands, and my face. Nothing else gets hit, at all!

• Dan : [Dan accidentally got blue powder paint in Gav's hair during the course of a filming session]  Your hair looks stupid. It's ridiculous!

  Gav : You got me! You absolutely annihilated me. It's very rare that I'm the one that gets messy.

  Dan : Yeah, I'm actually less messy, somehow.

  Gav : I can't... we can't be having that. We'll have to do something about that.

• Gav : I feel like it wouldn't be a Slow-Mo Guys video if we didn't add sort of a Slow-Mo touch to it.

  Dan : Right. I can see where this is going. Go on.

  Gav : Where's it going?

  Dan : I'm gonna get covered in jelly or something.

• Gav : I'm currently stood next to one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Dan...

  [laughing fit] 

  Gav : he's in the balloon. It's a six foot balloon, so we're gonna try and fill it until it pops.

  Dan : Ow...

• Gav : How's this for a mental stat? The camera recorded for 5.1 seconds...

  Dan : Yeah?

  Gav : ...and generated 19 and a half hours of footage.

  Dan : I think I'm gonna be sick. That's disgraceful!

  Gav : Almost a day of footage.

  Dan : That's vile!

• Gav : [Dan can't get in a climb-in balloon]  Don't most people put it over their heads?

  Dan : No! They have their heads out of it! That's the ONE THING they have out of it, you moron!

• Dan : That's awesome.

  Gav : That's really good. I approve. Hey, well done, us!

• Gav : [Gav shot ink at Dan but it rebounded]  I got ink in my eye...

  Dan : [laughing]  You got it in your hair and your eye! Oh man... oh, that's horrible!

  Gav : I didn't know your bloody neck was such a bouncy surface! It came right back at me!

• Gav : It's Turquoise, isn't it?

  Dan : It's baby... baby blue.

  Gav : Baby blue? Twitter bird blue.

  Dan : It IS Twitter bird blue!

  Gav : Shhhh-pop! That's me doing the twitter noise.

  Dan : Oh! Good impression.