- Larry Bird: Promise me he'll get the best care, not that Obamacare that Fox News says kills old people and lets illegal Mexicans get gay married.
- Debbie Weaver: Dick, how long have you been standing there watching us sleep?
- Dick Butkus: Tonight? Just a few minutes.
- Debbie Weaver: Tonight?
- Debbie Weaver: Do you know he watches us sleep?
- Jackie Joyner-Kersee: Tuesdays and Fridays are his shift.
- Debbie Weaver: And that is going to be a discussion for another day...
- Marty Weaver: Can we just stop game night and watch some good old network TV, please?
- Larry Bird: On a Friday night?
- [scoffs]
- Larry Bird: No, gracias.