- Marshall Eriksen: Oh Chicago! There's this pizza place called Gazzola's, it's fantastic! It was closed down for a while it just re-opened.
- Daphne: I'm sure they got a Godzilla's in New York. We're not stopping. It's just pizza.
- Marshall Eriksen: [Scoffs] Just pizza? Let me tell you about the thing you say is "just pizza." We begin with the first bite. Aww the crunch, and then marinara, that roiling lava of tomato and oregano it overtakes you. I'm falling. And that's when she catches you. That chewy voluptuous mistress Mozzarella. Oven-kissed cheeks crackle with warmth in your mouth, cradling the sauce and the bread letting you know from now on this is home. This pizza... It's home.
- Daphne: If it was so delicious why'd they close it in the first place?
- Marshall Eriksen: [Begrudgingly] Rats.
- Daphne: We're not stopping!
- Marshall Eriksen: This road trip sucks.
- Ted Mosby: I just love giving wedding gifts, I love giving wedding gifts so much I wish I could marry giving wedding gifts and then get myself and giving wedding gifts, a wedding gift! Maybe saying things like that, that's why I'm not married...
- Barney Stinson: James, let me spell this out for you: now that I've got Robin, we are not brothers anymore.
- Robin Scherbatsky: [Stares at Barney] What?
- Barney Stinson: Uh-huh. If you and Robin are both ever hanging from a cliff and I have one hand free, enjoy the fall. Uh, buh-bye. If you
- [Loretta enters the room]
- Barney Stinson: Oh, Mom! Good! You should hear this, too. This mother-son thing - it's over. It's been a nice few decades, but I've got a wife now, so you mean nothing to me. Oh, and me coming over for Thanksgiving and Christmas, that's done! No more of that! And you know why? Because Robin said so! This came directly from her! See ya, losers!
- [leaves them]
- Robin Scherbatsky: Oh, my God.
- Barney Stinson: Yeah. Fiancee of the year? I think I know what's next.
- Robin Scherbatsky: [Mortified] Oh, God. Oh, God. I can't leave this room for the rest of the weekend.
- Barney Stinson: I'm sure we can find something to do, eh?