Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)

Eye Spy (2013)

Iain De Caestecker: Leo Fitz

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Quotes 

• Skye : I called with an equally pressing question for you, my S.O... What are we supposed to do if we have to pee?

  Grant Ward : [unamused]  You broke protocol because you needed a bathroom break.

  Skye : It was a really, really long drive and everyone's nervous.

  Grant Ward : [sighs]  There's a container at the bottom of the blue chest.

  Skye : [to Simmons]  Bottom of the blue chest.

  [Simmons and goes digging and pulls out an empty water bottle. She gives Skye a look] 

  Skye : Not the *water bottle*.

  Grant Ward : That's the one.

  Skye : Did you never learn the thing where boy parts and girl parts are different, and our parts aren't penises!

  Grant Ward : Coulson and I are trying to find a dangerous criminal, if there's nothing else pressing...

  Skye : One more thing, Fitz wants to know if you packed any snacks.

  Leo Fitz : [Into the phone]  I'm feeling a bit peckish.

  Skye : [There's a noise on the other end]  Ah, Hello, hello? He hung *up*!

• Skye : [Watching a broadcast they just decrypted]  Russian TV seems kind of boring.

  Leo Fitz : That looks a bit like our van.

  Skye : [Suspicious]  What are we looking at?

  Leo Fitz : [Realizing]  ... Us.

  [Their van gets rammed by another car] 

• Grant Ward : [Fitz and Ward are playing poker on the plane]  I call, and raise a hundred.

  Leo Fitz : Do you know how I'm gonna beat you?

  Grant Ward : By losing?

  Leo Fitz : You have a tell. A psychological tick that lets me know you're bluffing. If I watch you carefully...

  [louder, into his earpiece] 

  Leo Fitz : If I watch you carefully...

  Skye : [In another room]  Oh, sorry. One minute.

  [Grabs the eye-spy x-ray glasses] 

  Skye : You know that if I do this, I'll not only see Ward's cards, I'll see you without any clothes on?

  Leo Fitz : [to Ward]  ... I fold, you win.

  [Scurries away] 

• Grant Ward : I only get one shot. And it has to knock a person back, as well as out.

  Leo Fitz : Which is why we're perfecting this little beauty:

  [Holds up his latest stun-gun] 

  Leo Fitz : .45-caliber cartridges, semi-automatic. Each mag Contains eight therapeutic rounds of dendrotoxin.

  Jemma Simmons : In case you miss!

  [Ward gives her a look] 

  Jemma Simmons : Or have multiple assailants.

  Leo Fitz : Yeah, we're gonna have this new night-night pistol working in no time.

  Grant Ward : Okay? - Great. One thing: we're not calling it that.

  Jemma Simmons : [to Fitz]  Ah, told you.

  Leo Fitz : [Slightly dejectedly]  Yes, we yes, we are.