Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)
Eye Spy (2013)
Brett Dalton: Grant Ward
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Quotes
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Melinda May : Bus to short bus.
Grant Ward : Go for short bus.
Phil Coulson : Next time I'll decide what we call ourselves, OK.
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Skye : I called with an equally pressing question for you, my S.O... What are we supposed to do if we have to pee?
Grant Ward : [unamused] You broke protocol because you needed a bathroom break.
Skye : It was a really, really long drive and everyone's nervous.
Grant Ward : [sighs] There's a container at the bottom of the blue chest.
Skye : [to Simmons] Bottom of the blue chest.
[Simmons and goes digging and pulls out an empty water bottle. She gives Skye a look]
Skye : Not the *water bottle*.
Grant Ward : That's the one.
Skye : Did you never learn the thing where boy parts and girl parts are different, and our parts aren't penises!
Grant Ward : Coulson and I are trying to find a dangerous criminal, if there's nothing else pressing...
Skye : One more thing, Fitz wants to know if you packed any snacks.
Leo Fitz : [Into the phone] I'm feeling a bit peckish.
Skye : [There's a noise on the other end] Ah, Hello, hello? He hung *up*!
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Phil Coulson : Have you seen Skye?
Grant Ward : Not since weapons training.
Phil Coulson : She stop saying "bang" when she pulls the trigger?
Grant Ward : Mostly. Now if she can just learn the difference between the safety release and the magazine release, we will be making real progress.
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Grant Ward : Let's hope it's a knockout and not a kill.
Skye : You should get out of there.
Grant Ward : [Resolute] I've come this far. I'll finish, whatever it takes.
[Message appears: SEDUCE HIM]
Grant Ward : Help.
Skye : Did you say, "help"? Because a minute ago, you said you didn't want or need my help.
Grant Ward : That was *before* they asked me to go all Mata Hari on this guy.
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Grant Ward : [Fitz and Ward are playing poker on the plane] I call, and raise a hundred.
Leo Fitz : Do you know how I'm gonna beat you?
Grant Ward : By losing?
Leo Fitz : You have a tell. A psychological tick that lets me know you're bluffing. If I watch you carefully...
[louder, into his earpiece]
Leo Fitz : If I watch you carefully...
Skye : [In another room] Oh, sorry. One minute.
[Grabs the eye-spy x-ray glasses]
Skye : You know that if I do this, I'll not only see Ward's cards, I'll see you without any clothes on?
Leo Fitz : [to Ward] ... I fold, you win.
[Scurries away]
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Skye : What do they mean "target"?
Grant Ward : It's never good, especially for the target.
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Grant Ward : I've come this far, I'll finish, whatever it takes.
[System display displays message "Seduce him"]
Grant Ward : [Gulps nervously] Help.
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Grant Ward : I only get one shot. And it has to knock a person back, as well as out.
Leo Fitz : Which is why we're perfecting this little beauty:
[Holds up his latest stun-gun]
Leo Fitz : .45-caliber cartridges, semi-automatic. Each mag Contains eight therapeutic rounds of dendrotoxin.
Jemma Simmons : In case you miss!
[Ward gives her a look]
Jemma Simmons : Or have multiple assailants.
Leo Fitz : Yeah, we're gonna have this new night-night pistol working in no time.
Grant Ward : Okay? - Great. One thing: we're not calling it that.
Jemma Simmons : [to Fitz] Ah, told you.
Leo Fitz : [Slightly dejectedly] Yes, we yes, we are.
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Skye : What do we have to do if we have to pee?
Grant Ward : You broke protocol because you need a bathroom break?
Skye : It was a really, really long drive, and everyone's nervous.
Grant Ward : There's a container at the bottom of the blue chest.
Skye : [Searches chest] Not the water bottle.
Grant Ward : Yes.
Skye : Did you never learn the thing where girl parts and boy parts are different and our parts are not penises?