The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)
Handle with Care (2013)
Janina Gavankar: Tessa
Quotes
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Elena Gilbert : [on cell-phone] Who's this?
Tessa : Uncanny. Your doppelganger voice is exactly like Amara's. All whiny.
Elena Gilbert : Tessa. Where's Stefan?
Tessa : He's here. Not 'here' here, he hopped in the shower. Between us girls, he works up quite a sweat. But I guess you know that. May I leave him a message?
Elena Gilbert : Yeah. Remind him that you're a crazy bitch.
Tessa : I would, but I think that's maybe his type.
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Tessa : Look at all the incredible things they've dreamt up to do with food. Pineapple on pizza?
Stefan Salvatore : Hmm.
Tessa : Mm.
[looking over at Elena:]
Tessa : So sad. Let me guess. Gluten-free.
Elena Gilbert : How did you get here?
Tessa : Excuse me?
Elena Gilbert : Here. Alive. On the Other Side. How did you come back to life?
Tessa : Oh, yeah, that. You can blame your friend Bonnie for that. She opened the door, and then distracted herself when she brought your little brother back to life
[light playful lilt in her voice:]
Tessa : so I just walked right through when she died.
Elena Gilbert : Well, today... Silas is gonna bring her back to life after he got the Anchor. But you told my boyfriend, who would never put anyone's life before mine, including his own, to kill Silas before he could do that. So, no, I'm not sad about the pizza.
Stefan Salvatore : Look, why don't we forget about the pizza? What do you say... I make something?
Tessa : Okay.
[Stefan chuckles]
Tessa : Roasted duck?
Stefan Salvatore : No. Wait. Do you have a duck?
Tessa : Oh.. No. But maybe I can lure one inside. I got Elena in. How much smarter can a duck be?
[both of them chuckle as Elena looks embarrassed]
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Elena Gilbert : You may not have any memories, Stefan, but I do. This person, she's not the type of person you would like.
Tessa : That's not very nice. Especially considering I've allowed you to remain alive until sundown. Oh. Almost sundown.
