American Horror Story (TV Series)

The Magical Delights of Stevie Nicks (2014)

Frances Conroy: Myrtle Snow

Quotes 

• Cordelia Foxx : Could you please stop playing for a minute? I need to focus.

  Myrtle Snow : No, no, no. Sit. Listen to the celestial tones.

  Cordelia Foxx : What is that thing? It's hideous and weird.

  Myrtle Snow : Don't be a hater, dear. It's a theremin. I cannot tell you how playing this instrument soothes my soul in tempestuous times.

  Cordelia Foxx : Nothing could soothe my soul. I have nothing to offer this coven anymore. Who am I? What do I do?

  Myrtle Snow : You buck up is what you do! Face reality headlong and carry on.

  Cordelia Foxx : But how? I have no one, and my powers are gone.

  Myrtle Snow : Your salad dressing is absolutely magical. Maybe you could bottle it. Cordelia's Conjured Coriander Condiment. Or if you'd like a little getaway, maybe a job as a hostess on a cruise ship. You've got a lovely personality, and you're always well-groomed.

  Cordelia Foxx : Myrtle, are you trying to push me over the edge?

  Myrtle Snow : I'm trying to give you une demi tasse de realite, darling. Let's be honest. Living in Fiona's shadow is a challenge. What are your options when your mother's Hillary Clinton? Between us chickens, no matter how hard I worked at it, I never felt special, either. But with my reemergence from the flames - look at me, I'm fabulous! Reinvigorated! One never knows what the universe has in store for us!

  Cordelia Foxx : Oh, stop! Stop talking! You are insane! My God! I am an absolute failure! Everything that Fiona says is true! I don't belong here anymore. I don't belong anywhere!