- Wolverine: So it's true, Hulk, you got yourself your own set of dwarves. Nice. Let me guess: Dopey, Happy and Bashful.
- Red Hulk: Hey Shrimpy, healing factor or no, I'll pound you so deep into the ground you'll think you're a fossil.
- Wolverine: [releasing his claws from one hand] My mistake. Guess I found Grumpy instead.
- Red Hulk: You watch too many Bigfoot hunting reality shows, Rickie. No such thing as nine foot hairy monkey people running around the woods.
- A-Bomb: This is the twist in the horror movie that wrenches your heart: when the handsome super-cool hero knows he's doomed.