- Sheriff Alex Romero: Jimmy Brennan, he grew up here, so I knew him for a long long time, and he was angry for pretty much all of it.
- Max Borowitz: I'm sorry I missed that last meeting when you called Lee Berman "a dick."
- Norma Louise Bates: Yeah, well uh, I'm a little embarrassed about all that now.
- Max Borowitz: Don't be, he was - God rest his soul.
- Zane Carpenter: If you're gonna sleep with my sister, manage your expectations.
- Dylan Massett: I don't...
- Zane Carpenter: Yeah sure, I know. It's just, uh, it's not her first below her pay grade.
- Cody Brennan: My Aunt already cleaned out the guest room, she said. She has 5 cats, so her place probably smells like cat pee, instead of beer and smoke. Man, I can't wait until I'm 18 so I can pick the way my place smells.