- Patrick Jane: It's just like a stakeout of old. You skeptical and grumpy. Me confident and cheerful.
- Teresa Lisbon: You're only being cheerful to irritate me.
- Kim Fischer: [to Jane] You said you already solved the case. Are you gonna tell us how?
- Teresa Lisbon: Well, ask him and he won't tell you. Pretend you're not interested and he might.
- Patrick Jane: I'm not your boss. Why would you say that?
- Teresa Lisbon: Just sometimes now you act like you are.
- Patrick Jane: We're equals. Partners.
- Teresa Lisbon: Fine. Just remember that.
- Teresa Lisbon: This room makes me feel like I'm in an aquarium and everyone's looking at me.
- Patrick Jane: Mm. Well, you could very easily feel like they're all in the aquarium and you're looking at them.
- Kim Fischer: [about the victim's brother] Hey, what did you say to him that made him so angry that he hit you?
- Patrick Jane: Oh, I have a foolproof line.
- [he whispers in her ear, and she hits him]
- Patrick Jane: [grinning] Foolproof.
- Kim Fischer: You broke into my car.
- Patrick Jane: I entered your car without your knowledge. But the good news is tomorrow at around two, this case will be cracked.
- Kim Fischer: You sound awfully sure of yourself.
- Teresa Lisbon: Always.
- Teresa Lisbon: It's 2:23. This is a waste of time. Your theoretical spy isn't showing up.
- Patrick Jane: Have to have patience, Lisbon.
- Teresa Lisbon: I'd rather have coffee.
- Grace Van Pelt: Hey, are you gonna be home for dinner?
- Wayne Rigsby: Uh, yeah. Sure.
- Grace Van Pelt: Wait. Are you at that dirty taco truck?
- [he chews his food, knowing he's caught, and she sighs]
- Grace Van Pelt: I can literally hear you trying to think up an excuse.
- Teresa Lisbon: [on the other side of the plaza, Cho has just arrested the killer] I woulda never thought it was her.
- Patrick Jane: Huh. Really? You surprise me. Normally you have such good people instincts.
- Teresa Lisbon: I do?
- Patrick Jane: No, I'm kidding.
- [Lisbon hits him]
- Patrick Jane: W... I was kidding that I was kidding. You have very good people instincts... It's just your people skills are a little...
- Teresa Lisbon: You're hilarious.
- Patrick Jane: [pause. Cho, still on the other side of the plaza, Jane says softly so only Lisbon can hear] Nicely done, Cho.
- [still softly, this time to Lisbon]
- Patrick Jane: You look great in that hat.
- Dennis Abbott: We can't arrest people under false pretenses.
- Patrick Jane: We can't?
- Dennis Abbott, Kim Fischer: No.
- Patrick Jane: Why not?
- Kim Fischer: It's illegal.
- Patrick Jane: Oh. Well, that's a problem.