The Mentalist (TV Series)

Forest Green (2014)

Simon Baker: Patrick Jane

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• Kim Fischer : We just got a call from the Forest Service. They caught a body in Sam Houston National Forest. Abbott wants you guys to go check it out.

  Teresa Lisbon : How far away is that?

  Kim Fischer : Mm, 100, 120 miles. Is there a problem?

  Teresa Lisbon : No, no.

  Patrick Jane : She has plans for tonight. She's worried about getting back in time.

  Kim Fischer : Really?

  Teresa Lisbon : Actually, it is not a problem.

  Patrick Jane : Nonsense. Doesn't the FBI have helicopters? Can't we just take one of those?

  Kim Fischer : I guess, I-if it's available.

  Teresa Lisbon : That will not be necessary.

  Patrick Jane : Nonsense. We'll be up and back in a jiffy. Just tell your agent Pike he owes me a favor.

• Security Guard : Welcome to the Foragers' Club. How may I help you?

  Teresa Lisbon : We're with the FBI. Let us in, please.

  Security Guard : What's this about?

  Patrick Jane : One of your members murdered somebody. We'd like to talk to someone about that.

• Kenyon Russell : We had a problem. In years past, people would go to a house about when they... wanted that kind of thing. But there was drunkenness, accidents, arrests. Not a healthy situation in the age of the camera phone.So Kilgallen came up with the idea of moving the enterprise onto our grounds as a way of avoiding the difficulties. And it worked. We've had no problems since then.

  Patrick Jane : Except a murder.

• Patrick Jane : Russell said most of the women on staff work in the dining hall. You ever see them anyplace else.

  Marvin Gryska : No - just a bunch of fat guys with pleated shorts as far as the eye can see.

  Patrick Jane : That's a vivid image. Okay, well, uh, good luck with the FBI. You know, they had me dead to rights, and I beat 'em. I think you can, too.

  Marvin Gryska : What charge?

  Patrick Jane : Murder.

• Marvin Gryska : I've got nothing to say to you vultures.

  Patrick Jane : You've met the Feds before now I take it.

  Marvin Gryska : Oh you don't read the financial pages?

  Patrick Jane : [Smiling widely]  Life's too short.

• Kenyon Russell : Mr. Jane, any sign of Kilgallen?

  Patrick Jane : Afraid not.

  Kenyon Russell : Well, find him soon, please. I'd very much like to fire him.