Community (TV Series)

Geothermal Escapism (2014)

John Oliver: Professor Ian Duncan

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• Professor Ian Duncan : You stay back, Britta! I'm not afraid to push a girl into make-believe lava. In fact, it's been my primary strategy.

  Britta Perry : I'm staying in the game, so I can talk to Abed. I'm worried about him.

  Professor Ian Duncan : What I'm worried about is money. My self-published novels aren't going to publish themselves.

  Britta Perry : Don't regress to primal behavior just because it's allowed. We're human beings not the editors of Teen Vogue. They're setting a terrible example for today's young women.

  Professor Ian Duncan : Well, I'm sorry Britta, but it's either you or me... And I'm ME.

• Professor Ian Duncan : [Jeff causes Duncan to fall on the floor]  Real nice, Winger. This is why the English never win any sports. 'Cause everyone else cheats!