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Quotes
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Dyson Thornwood : How about Kenzi and I take the field? I've been training her.
Kenzi Malikov : As a shadow thief. Check your panties.
[Holds up a purple thong]
Kenzi Malikov : Anyone missing any panties?
Lauren Lewis : You have got to stop doing that!
Dyson Thornwood : I did not teach her to do *that*.
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Lauren Lewis : It's not a pearl it's a crystallized salt deposit.
Dyson Thornwood : Did you just say crystallized salt deposit?
Lauren Lewis : Can that sentence be mistaken for some other sentence?
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Lauren Lewis : Who could possibly need that much caffeine?
Kenzi Malikov : Us! We! We're taking a case. Can I get a 'wha' wha'.
Lauren Lewis : What?
Dyson Thornwood : What?
Kenzi Malikov : Okay, not what I had in mind.
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Dominique Clare : Legs!
Dyson Thornwood : Yes, that's what they're called.
Dominique Clare : Legs!
Dyson Thornwood : Not yours. Lauren's. There's a difference. God damn mermaids.
[Turns to Lauren]
Dyson Thornwood : I should just end her now, right? You feel like some sushi?
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Tad : Aren't you a little unkempt for a corporate setting?
Dyson Thornwood : Aren't you a little nasal to be answering phones?
Tad : I am not---
[Realizes his voice is quite squeaky]
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Kenzi Malikov : I'm being stalked like a celebrity at a Whole Foods parking lot.
Lauren Lewis : You need to get into that vent system to track that mail before we lose heat.
Kenzi Malikov : Okay, I'm gonna distract the guard. I'll record myself on a camera that cousin Dimitri provided that also doubles as a projector. I'll install a screen in front of my desk-...
Dyson Thornwood : Yeah, I don't think we should be trusting Gypsy technology.
Kenzi Malikov : Just give me 20.
[Dyson knocks out the guard]
Kenzi Malikov : Or we could just do that.
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Dyson Thornwood : Kenzi, you need to get out.
Kenzi Malikov : But we haven't solved it yet!
Dyson Thornwood : Doesn't matter, get out. Do you copy?
Lauren Lewis : What is it Dyson? A flesh eater?
Kenzi Malikov : Sharknado?
Dyson Thornwood : Worse. Mermaids.
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Dyson Thornwood : How's the heat monitor working?
Kenzi Malikov : Um, looks like I'm the hottest one around. I like this gadget!
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Kenzi Malikov : Oh my God mermaids! I love mermaids! But like *love* them.
Dyson Thornwood : They are the psychopaths of the sea Kenz. "The seas have eyes" is their cultural motto.
Kenzi Malikov : I have lied awake at night my entire life thinking of the marvelous mer-day when I would meet a fin-flapping, seashell-bra wearing Daryl Hannah. Oh my God!
Lauren Lewis : They are a rare and fascinating species.
Kenzi Malikov : Yeah. They comb their hair with forks!
Dyson Thornwood : Yeah. Right after they stab you in the face with them. Just before they blow up your ship that's on route to the new world.
Kenzi Malikov : Yeah, but then they sing duets with crabs.
Dyson Thornwood : No, they don't, Kenzi.