Scandal (TV Series)

Ride, Sally, Ride (2014)

Jeff Perry: Cyrus Beene

Quotes 

• Ethan : The President wanted to review the numbers with...

  Mellie Grant : With whom?

  Cyrus Beene : With whom, Ethan?

  Ethan : With his new campaign manager.

  Ethan : [walks in on Fitz and Olivia kissing]  The rest of your campaign team would like to see the poll numbers - when you get a minute.

• Sally Langston : It is because I turned my back on the faithful and condoned abortion.

  Cyrus Beene : Abortion? Really?

  Sally Langston : I did not murder my husband, Leo. The devil murdered my husband when he snuck inside me. And the reason I was not vigilant, the reason that I did not rise up and turn the devil away from my gate is that he distracted me. With pride, he distracted me into turning my back on my flock, into abandoning the innocent unborn. I was distracted, and I let the devil inside of me, and he used my hand as a vessel of murder, a vessel of sin.

• Cyrus Beene : [shopping with Quinn]  Do you have power drills around here? Maybe something in a blow torch?

  Terry : For a book shelf?

  Cyrus Beene : We're big readers.

• Leo Bergen : [sitting a Cyrus' desk looking a pictures]  Nice family. I mean, could use a mommy, but...

  Cyrus Beene : I'll give you exactly one second to get your feet off my desk.

  Leo Bergen : Or what?

  Cyrus Beene : Or I'll cut them off and shove them down your throat.

  Leo Bergen : Size 11 1/2? I seriously doubt my feet would fit down my throat.

  Cyrus Beene : I'm not talking about your feet, you baby-faced twit. I'm talking about your balls. Have they even dropped yet? Will you miss them when they're gone?