NCIS (TV Series)
Devil's Triad (2013)
Melinda McGraw: Diane Sterling
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Quotes
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Abby Sciuto : Gibbs, Gibbs, Gibbs! I cracked the suspect's cell phone! There are *boatloads* of juicy texts on there from him to Fornell's ex-wife. I mean this stuff is kinkier than 50 Shades of Grey. You have got to come see this!
[realizes who is in the squad room]
Abby Sciuto : Fornell... Ex-Wife... Daughter...
[laughs weakly]
Abby Sciuto : Oops.
[Fornell races to Abby's lab]
Diane Sterling : [chasing after him] You get back here or I will smash every computer in that lab!
Abby Sciuto : [chasing after her] Don't you touch my babies!
Emily Fornell : [to Gibbs] Can I apply for asylum?
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[DiNozzo is reading the text conversations between Diane and her boyfriend, not seeing Fornell and Diane entering Abby's lab behind him]
Anthony DiNozzo : [chuckles] Abs, I hope you told Gibbs to come alone. Fornell's head would explode if he saw these texts.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Better get a mop!
[Tony freezes]
Diane Sterling : Tony, if you value your life, you'll turn off that computer *right now*!
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Touch that CPU and I touch you!
Anthony DiNozzo : I can't hear you, I have a sinus infection. I have to go get my Neti Pot.
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[Last lines]
Diane Sterling : We want your blessing.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : My what?
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Your blessing. It's very important to Diane... and me, that we have your blessing.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Why?
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Because it... it...
Diane Sterling : Because it... it... What is with the fifty questions? Do we have it or not?
[Gibbs looks quizzical. Phoof]
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Diane Sterling : Jethro, what the hell am I doing? I feel like I drove into a ditch, towed my car out, and then drove right back in again.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Oh God, please don't make me do this.
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Diane Sterling : What's with the attitude?
Eddie Macklin : I dunno. Maybe it's you were sleeping with your ex-husband while we were dating.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Hey... the man has a point.
Diane Sterling : Oh, you guys are buddies now?
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, we're thinking of starting a club.
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Diane Sterling : I was trying to call my boyfriend, Eddie.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Well that's funny. It sounded like you said boyfriend.
Diane Sterling : Well ex-boyfriend now. I was calling to break it off.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : While I was in the bathtub? You had a boyfriend while I was in the bathtub?
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Diane Sterling : I told you he'd run.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Hey, hey hey, come on. We just came to say thank you.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You already said thank you.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : This time we brought liquor.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Then you're welcome.
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Emily Fornell : [to Fornell] And you! How could you do this to me?
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Honey, no one is doing anything to you. Your mother and I are just... wait a second. How exactly do you know about... your mother and me?
Emily Fornell : I know everything. I put a keystroke logger on both your Facebook accounts.
Diane Sterling : You *what*?
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : You need a warrant to do that!
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[Abby remotely turns off her computer monitor]
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Hey, what happened?
Abby Sciuto : I'm prepared for any contingency.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : You are interfering in an ongoing investigation! Turn that computer back on!
Diane Sterling : Okay, Tobias, I sent most of those texts before you and I were back together again, so... they're inadmissible.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Okay! Just show me the texts that Mata Hari here sent *after* we got our game on! Let's see how innocent that "innocent overlap" really was.
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Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Your turn: what the *hell* are you doing in our room?
Anthony DiNozzo : Well, we got a dead Marine. His cell phone got a call from this room just prior to his murder.
[Diane crosses the room to the champagne bucket and quickly pours herself a glass]
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Well, that's impossible. We've been in this room since last night and I haven't used the phone.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No, but I'm getting a feeling she has.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : [growling] ... Diane?
Diane Sterling : [while chugging champagne] Mmm-hmm?
[to Gibbs]
Diane Sterling : Could I speak with you privately?
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : If you'd like to be shot.