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Quotes
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Jeff Winger : You guys are my friends in real life. This is my imagination or something.
Dean Pelton : Freeze, everybody! Don't make me zap you!
Jeff Winger : Craig, it's me, Jeff.
Dean Pelton : Oh, Jeffrey! Are you okay?
Abed Nadir : No, he's not. Take it from an expert in delusion. If Jeff is hallucinating something this cool, something's wrong. He needs to get back.
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Duke : Wingman, Three Kids, Buzzkill, Tight Ship, you stand accused of violence, suggestive language, and mature situations unbecoming of GI Joe. What say you?
Wingman : Look, I understand this is the first time a GI Joe killed anyone in all of recorded history. However...
Tight Ship : However, to be truthful, this is a very disorganized militia.
Buzz Kill : Yeah, what's anyone's rank? We're all just dressed like serial killers and strippers.
Three Kids : I have three kids!
Wingman : You guys are not helping. Duke, Flint, Scarlet, yes, it's true. I killed Destro and I promise not to do it again, but is it really a crime? Is Cobra not a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world? And if we never kill them, are we not basically on their side? And won't this war therefore last forever unless we finish killing Cobra or start killing ourselves?
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Cobra Commander : Say, do you mind if we ask you a few questions about real life?
Wingman : No problem.
Cobra Commander : [to Duke] Ask him.
Duke : So... what do boobies look like?
Wingman : Wait, you don't know? You guys have never seen a naked woman?
Cobra Commander : This makes me feel bad...
Wingman : Have you guys ever tasted Scotch? Does Scotch liquor exist here?
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Jeff Winger : I came from here. I work here. My name is Jeff Winger. And you're Annie. And then Shirley.
Shirley Bennett , Tight Ship : Aww.
Jeff Winger : And Abed. And Britta.
Buzz Kill : Britta? What kind of lame name is that? I wanna be Buzzkill, because of my awesome saw.
[makes sawing noises]
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Wingman : Get off me, I want to go home!
Cobra Commander : Take me with you! I want to see women's boobs!
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Jeff Winger : [as Wingman, about the commercials he sees as visions] I keep having these visions. Kids, little boys...
Shirley Bennett : [as Three Kids] Uh, are these visions we should share with the authorities?
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Abed Nadir : [as Fourth Wall] Wingman, do you have your wingpack, or is it sold separately?
Jeff Winger : [as Wingman] Here it is.
Abed Nadir : [as Fourth Wall] That's good, my Fourth Wall penetrating powers combined with this medium's lack of internal logic should allow me to come up with an oversimplified solution.
