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Quotes
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Cobra Commander : The first time I met Destro, he asked me if he should have his entire head coated in chrome. I said "No! How would you do that? How would that even work?" Look, I'm no good at eulogies because I've never had to give one. All I want to know is how did G.I. Joe do this? We've been shooting at each other and missing for twenty years! Now all of a sudden...
[his wrist communicator beeps]
Cobra Commander : Unbelievable. What?
Vice Cobra Assistant Commander : Cobra Commander, it's Vice Cobra Assistant Commander. We just got a very interesting energy surge at the Greendale site.
Cobra Commander : Oh, okay. I'm super fascinated. Um... Destro's dead!
Vice Cobra Assistant Commander : Oh my gosh, Destro... were you guys close?
Cobra Commander : Were we close? Yes! What kind of a question is... okay, fine, I loved him! Is that what you want to hear?
Zartan : Called it.
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Jeff Winger : You guys are my friends in real life. This is my imagination or something.
Dean Pelton : Freeze, everybody! Don't make me zap you!
Jeff Winger : Craig, it's me, Jeff.
Dean Pelton : Oh, Jeffrey! Are you okay?
Abed Nadir : No, he's not. Take it from an expert in delusion. If Jeff is hallucinating something this cool, something's wrong. He needs to get back.
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Vice Cobra Assistant Commander : What is this, Major Dick?
Major Dick : That is a request for hazard pay. Maybe you haven't heard, but we can actually die now.
Vice Cobra Assistant Commander : You know we can't afford this.
Xim-Xam : Oh, so we can afford to create a new model of weaponized vehicle once a week, but we basically get minimum wage to risk our lives.
Vice Cobra Assistant Commander : Well, welcome to Cobra, Xim-Xam. Maybe you noticed our logo was a snake? Suck it up, guys! And while I have your attention, here.
[hands them documents]
Xim-Xam : What is this?
Vice Cobra Assistant Commander : We have to lower the salaries. Our insurance is going up.
Xim-Xam : No way!
Vice Cobra Assistant Commander : Hey, you people can actually die now. It affects the health plan.
