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Quotes
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Xim-Xam : Before you fight me, G.I. Joe, you should be warned: I, Xim-Xam, have a twin brother named Mix-Max that feels all my pain!
Tight Ship : And how is that supposed to affect us?
Xim-Xam : ...Psychologically?
[Wingman shoots Xim-Xam. At that moment, Mix-Max is working in a restaurant]
Mix-Max : [to a couple] Today's soup is a carrot puree with a...
[falls to the ground and grabs his leg in agony]
Mix-Max : OW, DAMMIT! Sorry, my twin brother is... it's pointless to explain.
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Vice Cobra Assistant Commander : What is this, Major Dick?
Major Dick : That is a request for hazard pay. Maybe you haven't heard, but we can actually die now.
Vice Cobra Assistant Commander : You know we can't afford this.
Xim-Xam : Oh, so we can afford to create a new model of weaponized vehicle once a week, but we basically get minimum wage to risk our lives.
Vice Cobra Assistant Commander : Well, welcome to Cobra, Xim-Xam. Maybe you noticed our logo was a snake? Suck it up, guys! And while I have your attention, here.
[hands them documents]
Xim-Xam : What is this?
Vice Cobra Assistant Commander : We have to lower the salaries. Our insurance is going up.
Xim-Xam : No way!
Vice Cobra Assistant Commander : Hey, you people can actually die now. It affects the health plan.
