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Quotes
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Tight Ship : Um, excuse me, sir, why is Cobra attacking a tourist attraction with zero tactical value? And, with all due respect to India, why are we defending it?
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Xim-Xam : Before you fight me, G.I. Joe, you should be warned: I, Xim-Xam, have a twin brother named Mix-Max that feels all my pain!
Tight Ship : And how is that supposed to affect us?
Xim-Xam : ...Psychologically?
[Wingman shoots Xim-Xam. At that moment, Mix-Max is working in a restaurant]
Mix-Max : [to a couple] Today's soup is a carrot puree with a...
[falls to the ground and grabs his leg in agony]
Mix-Max : OW, DAMMIT! Sorry, my twin brother is... it's pointless to explain.
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Duke : Wingman, Three Kids, Buzzkill, Tight Ship, you stand accused of violence, suggestive language, and mature situations unbecoming of GI Joe. What say you?
Wingman : Look, I understand this is the first time a GI Joe killed anyone in all of recorded history. However...
Tight Ship : However, to be truthful, this is a very disorganized militia.
Buzz Kill : Yeah, what's anyone's rank? We're all just dressed like serial killers and strippers.
Three Kids : I have three kids!
Wingman : You guys are not helping. Duke, Flint, Scarlet, yes, it's true. I killed Destro and I promise not to do it again, but is it really a crime? Is Cobra not a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world? And if we never kill them, are we not basically on their side? And won't this war therefore last forever unless we finish killing Cobra or start killing ourselves?
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Jeff Winger : I came from here. I work here. My name is Jeff Winger. And you're Annie. And then Shirley.
Shirley Bennett , Tight Ship : Aww.
Jeff Winger : And Abed. And Britta.
Buzz Kill : Britta? What kind of lame name is that? I wanna be Buzzkill, because of my awesome saw.
[makes sawing noises]
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Annie Edison : [as Tight Ship] This place is a graveyard for G.I. Joe rejects. Look who's in here. Deep Dish, Shark Arms, Weird Head, Home Free, Place Holder, Sleep Apnea, and us!
