"Community" Basic Sandwich (TV Episode 2014) Poster

(TV Series)

(2014)

Chris Elliott: Russell Borchert

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  • Russell Borchert : So anyway, I sealed myself up down here with 50 years of food, 50 years of toilet paper, and 50 years of cocaine, which I somehow ran out of after about 10 years.

    Jeff Winger : Wow, the 80s happened down here, too.

  • Russell Borchert : And what's that?

    Abed Nadir : An emoticon. That person wants to indicate happiness, but can't convey it with language, so they misuse punctuation to form a smile.

    Russell Borchert : That is so... stupid. Only an idiot would think of this. Idiots won, which means my work down here is done.

  • Russell Borchert : In theory, a blast of human passion could shock the mainframe into a cold start, but that's only if somebody in this room has feelings stronger than I get when I rub my nipples, so good luck with that, folks.

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