Community (TV Series)
Basic Sandwich (2014)
Chris Elliott: Russell Borchert
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Russell Borchert : So anyway, I sealed myself up down here with 50 years of food, 50 years of toilet paper, and 50 years of cocaine, which I somehow ran out of after about 10 years.
Jeff Winger : Wow, the 80s happened down here, too.
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Russell Borchert : And what's that?
Abed Nadir : An emoticon. That person wants to indicate happiness, but can't convey it with language, so they misuse punctuation to form a smile.
Russell Borchert : That is so... stupid. Only an idiot would think of this. Idiots won, which means my work down here is done.
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Russell Borchert : In theory, a blast of human passion could shock the mainframe into a cold start, but that's only if somebody in this room has feelings stronger than I get when I rub my nipples, so good luck with that, folks.