Community (TV Series)
Basic Sandwich (2014)
John Oliver: Professor Ian Duncan
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Jeff Winger : [after Ian Duncan is electrocuted] Is Duncan okay?
Professor Hickey : He'll live, but his food's gonna taste like burnt aluminum for a while.
Professor Ian Duncan : It's pronounced "alumin-i-um".
Professor Hickey : See, he's fine.
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Professor Ian Duncan : [Looking at Greendale's blueprints] It's so clear now. The entire school is shaped like a penis.
Shirley Bennett : No, that. It says right here that this stairway leads to sublevel three.
Annie Edison : Is that where the teachers' lounge is?
Professor Hickey : What the hell does your penis look like?
Professor Ian Duncan : Obviously a cluster of buildings, so let's all have a big laugh at the freak.