Modern Family (TV Series)

Under Pressure (2014)

Chelsea Summer: Piper

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Quotes 

• Manny Delgado : I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say we're with the wrong people.

  Luke Dunphy : Let's just switch dates and get this party started.

  Piper : What? We don't want to switch!

  Zoe : [to Luke]  Yeah. I'm not attracted to you.

  Piper : [to Manny]  And I'm not attracted to you.

  Luke Dunphy : Wait a minute. We like all the same things, but you don't think I'm cute?

  Zoe : I've got a thing for Latin men.

  Piper : I like 'em dumb.

  Luke Dunphy : Ugh! Well, that's just offensive.

  Manny Delgado : And shallow. Just because we're guys doesn't mean we don't have feelings.

  Luke Dunphy : Yeah! I don't feel good about this. It makes me feel... bad.

  Manny Delgado : Come on, Luke. Let's get out of here.

  Piper : Our parents aren't home. If you want, we'll make out with you.

  [cut to the interview segment] 

  Manny Delgado : I'm not proud of what happened next.

  Luke Dunphy : [grinning ear to ear]  I am!