2 Broke Girls (TV Series)

And the First Day of School (2013)

Kat Dennings: Max Black

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Quotes 

• Nicolas : Chef, if you find this so funny, why don't you take a fiver? Isn't this how your saying goes?

  Deke : I don't have a saying, but if I did, it'd be more like, "Eatin' ain't cheatin'."

  [leaves] 

  Deke : [Deke leaves] 

  Nicolas : Anyone else who finds something hilarious can also go into the hall. Chef Max?

  Max Black : Nope, nothing 'ilarious. Teach on.

  Nicolas : Enough with the dirty jokes. We are all here to become master bakers. Master-baking is something I work really hard at it. To be a master baker...

  Max Black : I'll be in the hall.

  [Max leaves] 

• Caroline Channing : Oh, a surprise party. Isn't this sweet, Max?

  Max Black : I don't trust it. Last time Oleg yelled "surprise" at me, his penis was on a hot dog bun.

• Caroline Channing : I'm coming in there to flirt with chef Nicholas, and when I enter, I need you to say, "Caroline, you look amazing."

  Max Black : No. I actually physically can't say that. I would rather walk in there and yell, "I have crabs, and three of them just escaped."