How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Bedtime Stories (2013)

Alyson Hannigan: Lily Aldrin

Quotes 

• Robin Scherbatsky : Half a cake? What have I done? The world shall not forgive it! This day will live in infamy, I never shall outlive it! For I have become the girl that eats her feelings, don't mistake it. I think I need to get out of this chair before I break it.

  Lily Aldrin : Nonsense! Hogwash! Balderdash!

  Marshall Eriksen : [Narrating]  ... said Mommy with great fervor...

  Lily Aldrin : You can't stop now! For don't you see? To the uninformed observer, you're not some sad cliché, some loser from a chick-lit story. You're Robin, and you're half a wedding cake away from glory! If you quit now, then Simon wins, the tale comes to a stop, at how you saw an ex, freaked out, and robbed a pastry shop. But if you have the guts, my dear, it's time to be empowered, and be remembered for this sweet behemoth you devoured! And years from now, the troubadour will raise his voice and sing, of the time that Robin took the cake, and ate the Whole! Damned! Thing!

• Marshall Eriksen : [voiceover narration]  He rose to go approach this girl who commanded such intrigue, when Mommy interrupted...

  Lily Aldrin : Dude, she's way out of your league! She's not in Daisy Dukes nor squeezed into a Hooters tee, and I don't see a Curves membership dangling from her key. She has no glaring spray tan, no unicorn tattoos. She's sipping chardonnay, not pounding cherry-flavored booze. Her makeup isn't running. She's not playing with her hair. There's very little chance she'll let you put it anywhere.

  Barney Stinson : Your challenge is accepted, Lil. There is no girl too pretty, for I am Barney Stinson, Player King of New York City!