How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Bedtime Stories (2013)

Lin-Manuel Miranda: Gus

Quotes 

• Gus : Uh I've just been handed a news flash. The word "Canada" is unrhymeable. It's easier to - I don't know - get drunk and try to climb a bull. But Canada, damn it, ask any man on the planet and watch their stammerin' stamina as they clamor and cram it into the middle of a sentence for a shot at repentance, pass the problem on to all their non-rhyming descendants. I've never met anyone who could clean up after Canada. Except my Uncle Tony from the Bronx. He's a janitor.

  [the other passengers on the bus applaud] 

  Marshall Eriksen : Show-off.

• Gus : [to Marshall]  Forgive me, but but before you got here, did you smoke a joint? You don't tell kids a tale that crass.

  Narrator : ...I guess he had a point.