- The Leader: What an awesome super villain team-up we geniuses shall forge.
- Dr. Doom: I'm afraid my usual alliances are on a more... epic scale.
- The Leader: [deflated] I'm epic...
- The Leader: Victor? Victor Von Doom? A brilliant plan, sir, battling your way into the Hulks inner sanctum to liberate me!
- Dr. Doom: And you are?
- The Leader: The Leader.
- The Leader: The leader of?
- The Leader: The world... the conquest of humankind, you know, the Leader...
- Hulk: Playing with your food again?
- The Leader: Some inmates keep their minds active by doing crossword puzzles. I keep my Gamma-charged brain alert by devicing escape scenarios and villain alliances. All out of leftovers.
- Hulk: Well, there's peas in your lunch, so knock yourself out.
- Dr. Doom: I originally built that device to siphon offf the green Hulk's great strength. However, I never managed to trap him in Latveria.
- Red Hulk: [grunts] Wasted time anyway, Doc, I'm a lot stronger than old Greenie. Though... right now that might not be such a good thing.
- Dr. Doom: It is for me...