- Hulk: Time to smash!
- Skaar: Skaar destroy everything best!
- She-Hulk: Fifty tacos says I bring down this whole building faster than any of you.
- Red Hulk: Ha! You think you can out smash old Red? Hail to the smashing king!
- She-Hulk: Maybe, if you could smash stuff with your mouth.
- A-Bomb: And ring-a-ling goes the final bell. Pay up, smashers. Those 50 tacos are all mine. A-Bomb's away!
- Spider-Man: Oh. Well, I can bust up stuff, too. Check this out.
- [punches a bell]
- Spider-Man: Ow, ow, ow.
- A-Bomb: If you want to smash, you got to learn from the pros as a guest smasher on my web show!
- Spider-Man: Heh. No thanks. I'm a camera shy kind of guy. And I know smashing plus spiders equals bad.
- Red Hulk: So what exactly is a Venom, anyway?
- A-Bomb: Definitely some kind of blobby alien. Probably hitched a ride on a meteor.
- Spider-Man: If only. Picture a blob of murderous goo that can possess anyone it touches. No fun.
- She-Hulk: How do you know so much about this thing?
- Spider-Man: Heh. Funny story. Or long awful story. It was kind of created from my blood.
- Doctor Octopus: Gamma Venom, let's give it a mission shall we? Venom, devour Spider-man.
- Spider-Man: Um, devour? Couldn't you just trash talk me on the Internet?
- She-Hulk: Okay, we need a new plan!
- Red Hulk: If we could just slow it down.
- A-Bomb: That's it. In the movies they always freeze the hideous man-eating slime.
- Spider-Man: Wait a second. You're actually thinking without using your fists?
- A-Bomb: Yeah, well, today hasn't been the best for knuckle sandwiches.
- A-Bomb: Spidey, what if this stuff ices Hulk, too?
- Spider-Man: 25.000 gallons of liquid nitrogen probably can't freeze him solid.
- A-Bomb: Probably?
- Spider-Man: It'll be fine, trust me. I'm a science nerd. I'm usually right.
- A-Bomb: Usually?
- Spider-Man: Will you just drive!
- Spider-Man: You'll never win friends with that attitude.
- Hulk: Less talk, more smash!
- Spider-Man: How many times do I have to say it? No habla El smasho. Ixnay on the ashingsmay. Nein on the smashing.
- Hulk: Hey, I do more than smash. It's just my go to, you know?