- Impossible Man: [impersonating Stan Lee] I tell you, true believers, I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it. Though outmatched and overpowered, in the face of Earth-shattering odds, the Smashers fight on and on.
- [turns his face back into his own]
- Impossible Man: Because that's what heroes do!
- Red Hulk: [the alarm goes off while Red Hulk was deviding Gamma base up in two halves with a red line] Oh no you don't Greenie, the door's on my half!
- Impossible Man: You Earth people always say "Two heads are better than one." Therefore, a two-headed Hulk must be best of all!
- Impossible Man: Just a thought: even if I can't join up as a full-time Hulk, I could come back each week as your wacky next-door neighbor?