- Phil Dunphy: Dancers get all the girls, just like Kevin Bacon in Footloose.
- Luke Dunphy: More like Footloser.
- Phil Dunphy: Careful!
- Luke Dunphy: This is the last time I believe any of your lies.
- Phil Dunphy: What choice do I have? You used to be up for anything. What happened?
- Luke Dunphy: It's called growing up and having my own interests, just like the preacher's daughter in your precious Footloose.
- Phil Dunphy: Wow, using my movie against me.
- [Slow clap]
- Phil Dunphy: Let's hear it for the boy.
- Phil Dunphy: Oh, God, I don't want to go in there!
- Desk Sergeant: You're going in here.
- Phil Dunphy: I don't want to go in here!
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: I love the sign!
- Andy Bailey: Uh, I'm not sure. First, I thought just a little accent of color was all it needed, but now I'm thinking balloons.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Jay, what do you like better, the accent or the balloons?
- Jay Pritchett: I've been asking myself that since I met you.