- Walden has a date with an injury-prone model, and Alan sleeps with a woman who then reveals that she used to be a man.
- When the boys go date-hunting in a bar, Alan's blunt attitude and Walden's sincere charm soon hook them up with two equally ill-matched friends. Walden senses trouble with airhead model Nadine, who keeps incurring ER-requiring injuries in his home and making moves on him, but his Samaritan kindness is cruelly rewarded. Alan seems lucky with Paula, but has reason for doubts when told after a night in his bed it's actually a transsexual ex-Paul, who actually still enjoys doing gentlemanly favors.—KGF Vissers
- Walden meets an extremely attractive blonde model at a tech convention, but finds her lack of intelligence unappealing and decides he doesn't want to see her again. Unfortunately for him, she falls off the outer deck and ends up in the hospital, and he has to take care of her, a task that becomes more and more daunting because she keeps suffering major self-inflicted injuries. When she tries to seduce him despite being badly disfigured, Walden bluntly tells her he does not want to sleep with her or have any further relationship. She then promises to sue him for the injuries she suffered on his property, only to get hit by a bus when leaving his house, and make a phone call to an incredulous Walden; he ends up taking care of her only companion in the city, a pet pig named Frank. Meanwhile, Alan's wistful evening plan of looking over some of Jake's old items inspires Jenny to take him to a gay bar where there will be horny, drunk straight women by night's end. To Alan's surprise, he meets an attractive woman named Paula and they end up sleeping together; to his even greater surprise, Paula reveals she spent 40 years as a man named Paul before undergoing gender-reassignment surgery. Alan is shocked but takes the news fairly in stride, even being OK with Paula stepping in at a movie theatre and punching out a jerk who ignored Alan's request to be quiet during the film.
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