The Dudley Do-Right Show (TV Series) Mother Whiplash's Log Jam/Stolen Art Masterpieces/Mechanical Dudley (1959) User Reviews

Not all Art is Equal.

[oscaralbert · 7/10 · 10 April 2024]

This seems to be the message of Dudley Do-Right's STOLEN ART MASTERPIECES. "Newt descending a staircase" may well be stolen, but it certainly does not resemble an "art masterpiece." Even by Canadian standards, Fig Newton's slop of paint is more worthy of the trash bin than for public display on the wall of even a latrine. Speaking of garbage bins, it's too bad Newt never thought of doing something cutting edge, such as curating the trash barrels of a major city such as Montreal or Detroit, rescuing discarded drink containers having an affinity for each other, then meticulously cleaning them in the artist's kitchen sink, carefully arranging select compatible pieces in a large cardboard box--smaller boxes are in order for glass--writing detailed inventories of each box's contents with full descriptions of brand, volume, flavor, alcohol content--if any, container type, label colors and cap colors and then using heavy duty packing tape to seal everything safely together. This is the sort of artwork that great nations such as America produce.

Every Home Economics Major strives to make a . . .

[pixrox1 · 8/10 · 2 April 2024]

. . . condiment so tasty that their families, guests or business patrons will be willing to risk knife and phlegm for just a tiny taste of it. Hot sauce, wings dips, barbecue toppings and chip salsa are just a few of the mouth-melting "extras" just waiting to be sampled, enjoyed and partaken of during what often turns out to be a Last Supper. The Dudley Do-Right episode called MOTHER WHIPLASH'S LOG JAM explores this sort of culinary phenomenon. Serendipity reigns supreme as Snidely discovers that his log-jamming adhesive has become the most popular bread topping in Canada, where the inhabitants mostly survive by chomping endlessly on virtually tasteless whale blubber and walrus fat.