The Brothers Grimsby (2016)
Sacha Baron Cohen: Nobby
Photos
Quotes
-
Sebastian Graves : Nobby, meet the head of the biggest crime syndicate in the world.
Nobby : What, she runs FIFA?
-
Nobby : It's an elephant bukkake party!
-
Nobby : Ooh, I'm getting stiffer than a pedophile at Legoland.
-
Nobby : It's scum that keep the Fast and Furious franchise alive!
-
Nobby : She's gonna release this deadly virus, and it's gonna kill poor people like us, because she thinks that we are scum.
Paedo Pete : Bloody hell, Nobby, we are scum.
Nobby : Well, you are, Pete. You're a registered sex offender. That's not a compliment.
-
Nobby : [upon discovering the joy of shooting a gun] I gotta get one of these for the kids!
-
Sebastian Graves : Are you okay?
Nobby : [puffing on two cigarettes] No, I'm not okay. I just did an entirely white poo.
-
Nobby : And this here is Luke. We call him that because he's got leukemia.
Sebastian Graves : I'm so sorry.
Nobby : He doesn't really. We just shave his head so we can claim the welfare for it.
Sebastian Graves : What?
Nobby : You know what? You're looking at a potential gold mine up there. This tragedy can turn into 65 pound 40 a week.
-
Joris Smit : Did you really think I'd let you sleep with my wife, Mr. Graves?
Nobby : No. But then again, I never thought that she'd chop up me poo with a coat hanger.
-
Sebastian Graves : Either you suck, or I die.
Nobby : Hmm, what would you like written on your gravestone then?
-
Nobby : Ooh, heroin that's a gateway drug that.
Sebastian Graves : Gateway? A gateway to what?
Nobby : More heroin.
-
Sebastian Graves : Oh my God, so *I* could have had *your* life?
Nobby : And you could've had mine.
