How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

How Your Mother Met Me (2014)

Cristin Milioti: Tracy McConnell

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• The Mother : Hi Max, it's me. Sorry to interrupt, I know you're probably up there playing baseball with your Dad. Um look, I've got a situation here. I think that I've been holding myself back from falling in love again and I think it's because I can't let you go but

  [nearly breaks down] 

  The Mother : you're not here anymore, so... I have to ask this. Would it be okay if I moved on? I realize that you have no way of answering that, but

  [feels sudden gust of wind] 

  The Mother : okay. I'll take that as a yes. In that case, I should get back in there.

  [moves to door, but] 

  The Mother : I guess this is it. For real this time... Bye, Max.

• Louis : MacLaren's. The last time I was here, I thought this place was called Puzzles.

  The Mother : That's an odd name. Why would you call a bar Puzzles? Unless, that's the puzzle.

• The Mother : What's wrong? Are you okay?

  Cindy : We broke up.

  The Mother : Oh well, I never liked him, and I never thought he deserved you, and I am sorry, I didn't know you were dating someone. Who was this?

  Cindy : He was the architecture professor. The one who taught Econ 305 by accident.

  The Mother : Oh. That guy? Why did you break up?

  Cindy : He's got a thing for you.

  The Mother : What? Yeah, what? He's what? How um, how could he have a thing for me? He's never even met me.

  Cindy : He didn't have to. Everything he saw of yours, he went crazy for.

  The Mother : You should've brought him to my room. Okay? He would've run screaming once he saw my calligraphy set, my coin collection, my chain-mail corset from the Renaissance Faire. No, that's pretty cool.

• The Mother : [singing]  One tasty English muffin Baby, that is what I am Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da! One tasty English muffin with some raspberry jam.

• The Mother : [Mitch is performing his move, "The Naked Man"]  What are you doing?

  Mitch : [Trying to be seductive]  I don't know. What am I doing?

  The Mother : I don't know! What are you doing?

  Mitch : This is my thing...

  The Mother : It most certainly is your thing! Now, please cover your thing up.

• The Mother : Come live with me. My roommate just moved out.

  Cindy : Are you sure? You just met me. I could be a serial killer.

  The Mother : I like to believe in people. Plus, what are the chances that we're both serial killers?

• The Mother : Is this what dating in New York is going to be like? Even the nice guys turn out to be total creeps?

  Mitch : I have gotten pretty creepy since I got here.

• Kelly : It's Saint Patrick's Day, the holiday of my people.

  The Mother : You're not Irish.

  Kelly : Binge Drinkers.

• The Mother : Okay, here it is. I haven't played this since the popular girls locked me inside the case. Although it was roomier than when I played the violin.

• Darren : I saw your ad for the roommate, and I just I-I really wanted to meet you. I-I'm a huge fan of your band SuperFreakonomics.

  The Mother : Oh, my gosh, really?

  Darren : Really, come I to all your shows, and I'm not just saying this - I think you guys are the best economic-themed band in the entire city.

  The Mother : Even better than Radiohedge Fund?