- Narrator: Future Ted: You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to cut away with people forever. That's why, when you find someone you wanna keep around, you do something about it.
- Ted Mosby: Singles tables are cruel. I mean what if you went to a wedding and there was a table of all fat guys?
- Marshall Eriksen: That would be awesome.
- Barney Stinson: Did you say "Gary Blauman"?
- Marshall Eriksen: Yeah
- Barney Stinson: Gary Blauman?
- Ted Mosby: Yes
- Barney Stinson: Blauman... comma, Gary?
- Lily Aldrin: Point, comma, get to the damn.