Ice Age: Collision Course (2016)

John Leguizamo: Sid

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Quotes 

• Manny : [from trailer]  Hey, look, shooting stars!

  Sid : Ooh, quick, make a wish! You gotta make a wish!

  [One of the meteors catapults him on top of a tree] 

  Manny : Wow, my wish came true.

  Sid : I'm okay!

  [flames from the meteor burnt him] 

  Diego : Mine too.

• Sid : Hurry, Granny!

  Granny : Don't hurry me! I've been struck by lightining...

  [Is struck by lightning, seemingly killed] 

  Sid : Granny!

  Granny : [Is struck again and brought back to life]  ... more times that you've had breakfast.

• Sid : [from trailer]  Everybody has somebody and all I've got is my boyish good looks and this Mariachi band.

• Crash : [from trailer]  Where are we?

  Brooke : Here he is. The master of meditation. The supreme sovereign. The Shangri Llama!

  [Shangri Llama spits into a bowl which a Geotopia Aardvark holds] 

  Diego : This is the guy who's gonna save us?

  Shangri Llama : Yes, but first... downward dog!

  [Manny, Sid, and Diego do the downward dog pose] 

  Shangri Llama : Caterpillar!

  [Diego tries to do the caterpillar pose] 

  Shangri Llama : Funky chicken, bouncing Betty, mashed potato!

  Sid : [doing the mashed potato bounce]  Hey, this is kind of easy.

  [he gets tied up with Granny] 

  Sid : Could you help me, please? My nose is dangerously close to my butt.

• Sid : We're gonna stop this thing, bada-bing, bada-boom. Er... Forget I said "boom".

• Sid : Sounds like it's slowing down. Yep! It's definitely over!

  [a meteor lands in front of him, charring his fur and burning his nipples so they glow] 

  Sid : Except for that one...

• Sid : [Speaking into a twig like it were a phone]  I can't find the bride. Why can't I find the bride?

  Diego : Because you're speaking into a twig.

  Party Molehog : [Also speaking into a twig]  Mom, I can't talk right now. I'm at a wedding.

• Sid : I need to ask you something. Will you marry...

  Francine : Sid, I'm going to stop you right there. I'm breaking up with you!

  Sid : But I planned our all future! Our wedding, Our kids, Mommy!, Our burial plots...

  Gravedigger Beaver : [Digs up two holes for their burials]  How you doin'?

  Sid : I even hired a band!

  [Sid's Mariachi Band perform] 

  Sid : No, no! Not yet!

  Francine : Are you crazy? We've only had one date. It lasted fourteen minutes!

  Sid : Yes. But it felt like 20.

  [Shows her a ring in his sea shell] 

  Francine : Ugh! I can't! A ring? I mean I like the ring, but no. I can't, you're too clingy.

  Sid : [Zoom out to show Francine piggybacking Sid on her back]  How is this clingy?

  Francine : [Takes off Sid off of her back]  And by the way, you look nothing like your profile picture. Francine, you gotta start dating outside of your species.

  Sid : Franie, We can work this out! Is this because of the bikini?

  [gets a leaf thrown at his face] 

  Sid : I didn't know it was Poison ivy.

• Manny : [as he, Sid, Brooke, and Ellie walk out together]  Sid? I never thought I'd say this, but you did a great job on the wedding. I owe you bigtime, pal.

  Sid : You sure do.

  [takes out a leaf] 

  Sid : Here's my bill.

  Manny : What?

  Sid : Father of the bride pays for the wedding. It's a tradition I just invented.

  Manny : Wait a minute. This is ridiculous. Look what you're charging for flowers!

  Sid : Flowers ain't cheap.

  Manny : No, they're free! We're in a forest! This bill is outrageous!