Jack Benny: Jack Benny

Quotes 

• Jack Benny : George is my oldest friend. I've got hundreds of friends... but George is the oldest.

• Jack Benny : I love your singing. I think you've got a style that's your own - you got a great voice!

  George Burns : You do?

  Jack Benny : Sure! I've never told you this, but after a golf game when you take a shower at Hillcrest Country Club, I always take the shower next to yours.

  George Burns : Just to hear me sing?

  Jack Benny : I don't even turn on the water.

  George Burns : Really, Jack?

  Jack Benny : George, many a day I've come home to Mary dirty but happy!