(TV Series)

(2011)

Brad Jones: 80's Dan

Quotes 

  • 80's Dan : [opening voiceover]  80's Dan is filmed by a hamster.

  • 80's Dan : [holding Travis at gunpoint]  You and I, friend, we're gonna play a little game! It's called Russian roulette with a .45! And for every wrong answer, you have to pull the trigger! Now, here's the real pisser: there are no second chances!

    Travis Crabtree : [shocked]  Oh, my God, R.O.B.! I'm having some trouble here! Dan's no longer cheesy! He's turned into a much darker 80's character!

    80's Dan : Now where the hell is the girl?

    [plays with gun] 

    80's Dan : Heh heh, sounds like my little friend here is all geared up to dig deep into that brain of yours!

    Travis Crabtree : [terrified]  R.O.B.! Don't just sit there! Shoot lasers out of your eyes, or something else robots do, I don't know!

    R.O.B. : No, no, I wanna see where this goes.

    80's Dan : [laughs]  I'm just kidding you, man. Sorry, I was having a Hill Street Blues marathon last night.

    Travis Crabtree : What the... what the hell?

    80's Dan : [laughs]  You should've seen the look on your face! Ha!

    R.O.B. : Looks like I'm gonna have to clean up the mess you made on the floor after all. And it was totally worth it!

  • 80's Dan : [giddy]  Ooooh, Transformers McDonald's toys! God, there's Big Mac! Milkshake! Egg McMuffin!

    [gasps] 

    80's Dan : Hot cakes!

    Mrs. Crabtree : Hot cakes?

    80's Dan : If only they kept these toys around long enough to make one out of the McPizza...

    Dolly : Now, R.O.B., I know these may look delicious, but don't eat them.

    R.O.B. : You think I eat other robots? What kind of Jeffrey Dahmer-bot do you think I am?

    80's Dan : If you'd like to play with the Transformers, R.O.B., you can.

    R.O.B. : [sarcastically]  Yes, Dan. I would love to play with hollowed-out, dead robots. Why don't I just go find some dead person, stuff him with plastic, and force *you* to play with him?

    Mrs. Crabtree : [aroused]  Oh, R.O.B... I like it when you get dark.

    R.O.B. : You... you do? Well, then, I can show you some doodles I made the other day of Travis!

  • 80's Dan : [giddy]  Ooooh, Short Circuit!

    R.O.B. : Pfft. Stereotypical robot trite.

    80's Dan : Aw, come on, R.O.B., lighten up. It's starring the Gutte!

    R.O.B. : [angry]  No, Dan, you lighten up! That movie is our equivalent of blackface!

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