Quotes
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80's Dan : [holding Travis at gunpoint] You and I, friend, we're gonna play a little game! It's called Russian roulette with a .45! And for every wrong answer, you have to pull the trigger! Now, here's the real pisser: there are no second chances!
Travis Crabtree : [shocked] Oh, my God, R.O.B.! I'm having some trouble here! Dan's no longer cheesy! He's turned into a much darker 80's character!
80's Dan : Now where the hell is the girl?
[plays with gun]
80's Dan : Heh heh, sounds like my little friend here is all geared up to dig deep into that brain of yours!
Travis Crabtree : [terrified] R.O.B.! Don't just sit there! Shoot lasers out of your eyes, or something else robots do, I don't know!
R.O.B. : No, no, I wanna see where this goes.
80's Dan : [laughs] I'm just kidding you, man. Sorry, I was having a Hill Street Blues marathon last night.
Travis Crabtree : What the... what the hell?
80's Dan : [laughs] You should've seen the look on your face! Ha!
R.O.B. : Looks like I'm gonna have to clean up the mess you made on the floor after all. And it was totally worth it!
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80's Dan : [giddy] Ooooh, Transformers McDonald's toys! God, there's Big Mac! Milkshake! Egg McMuffin!
[gasps]
80's Dan : Hot cakes!
Mrs. Crabtree : Hot cakes?
80's Dan : If only they kept these toys around long enough to make one out of the McPizza...
Dolly : Now, R.O.B., I know these may look delicious, but don't eat them.
R.O.B. : You think I eat other robots? What kind of Jeffrey Dahmer-bot do you think I am?
80's Dan : If you'd like to play with the Transformers, R.O.B., you can.
R.O.B. : [sarcastically] Yes, Dan. I would love to play with hollowed-out, dead robots. Why don't I just go find some dead person, stuff him with plastic, and force *you* to play with him?
Mrs. Crabtree : [aroused] Oh, R.O.B... I like it when you get dark.
R.O.B. : You... you do? Well, then, I can show you some doodles I made the other day of Travis!